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Unfortunately, this is a reality pretty much everywhere. However, I'm trying to imagine the "Chatrri" part of the deal. Wow! What a visual!
Anyways, I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time; my tummy is still hurting and quite honestly fell-off my chair and developed some cramps in my hip & back due to laughing my butt off.
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Pati: “ Janu, Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai, Thoda Sa Sex Ho Jaye? ”
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DeleteA Manager, his Assistant, one old
woman and her young daughter are
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Deletesaheli ne pucha-Kaisi rahi
suhagraat?
Woh boli-
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ReplyDeleteDear Chodu,
Pehle Yeh bata kaun madarchod target set karta hain?
Maa ke laudey, juniors ki maiya chud jaati hain. Upar se behenchod review to aise karte ho jaise apni maa ke balatkaar ka badla le rahe ho...!
Aisa target banaya hain jaise tumhare yahan toh bhosdiwale sab performer hi janme hain!
Tera baap bhi is target ko poora nahin kar payega. Tu khud 10yr se poora nahi kar paya hai, chut-maari ke. Tu kabhi baahar mil bhadwe...teri gaand mey band chatrri daal k nahi kholi na..mera naam badal dena! Tere maa ki chut.
Yours faithfuly,
(Tere jaisa lund thodi hoon jo apna naam likunga)
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Pakistani: “Mere Abba 1947 Ke Batware Ke Waqt Apna Lund Delhi
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Auto Wala: “Samne Laal Kila Dekh Rahe Ho Na Us Mein Ek Lundo Se Bhara Tokra Rakha Hai, Use Apne
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Pakistani Hairani Se Bola: “Lekin Main Us Tokre Ka Kya Karunga?”
Auto Wala: “Jo Lund Tumhari Maa Ki Choot Mein Fit Beith Jaye Use
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Inzi: "Ya all credit goes to the boys.
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Afridi. It was a tight situation when he went in. His performance was really fantastic in the middle.
Also the crowd gathered to watch
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Tony fainted... :P
One day, Little Pappu's teacher asked
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"Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary
answered.
"Good, Jane." teacher said, "Anyone
else?"
"How about a lollipop?" said Steven.
"Very good, now it's your turn Pappu!"
the teacher said.
Little Pappu, sitting at back then
answered, "A lamp!"
The teacher and all of the students
wondered about Little Pappu's
answer.
Then the teacher asked him, "Pappu,
why do you think one can suck a
lamp?"
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