Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Dirty jokes...bole to NON-VEG jokesSS


43 comments:

  1. Pati Ko Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Thhi Aur Bechaini Se Karvate Badal Raha Tha.
    Akhir Raha Na Gaya To Biwi Se Bola.
    Pati: “ Janu, Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai, Thoda Sa Sex Ho Jaye? ”
    Biwi Khud Kisi Baat Pe Pareshan Thi, Ye Sun Kar Bhadak Kar Boli.
    Biwi: “ Kyu Madharchod, Meri Chut Mein Kya Neend Ki Goliya Bhari Hai Jo Tujhe Neend Aa Jayegi?

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    1. Ek call girl ladke ke upar baithke sex
      kar rahi thi
      Ladka - ek din mein kitna kamaa leti
      ho?
      Ladki - 5000
      Ladka - sach bataao .....For More Click On DIRTY JOKES

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    2. Ultimate Revenge
      A Manager, his Assistant, one old
      woman and her young daughter are
      traveling in a train and during the
      course of time get themselves
      introduced to each other and
      become temporary friends. The train
      goes through a tunnel and it gets
      completely dark. Suddenly there is a
      kissing sound For more click here

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    3. Kaviyatri ki suhag raat ke baad uski
      saheli ne pucha-Kaisi rahi
      suhagraat?
      Woh boli-
      "Aaye the wo der se,
      Dil jala diya,
      Pehle kiye Darwaza band,
      Fir deepak bhuja diya.
      Pehle dabane lage
      boob tatol....click here for full click here

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    4. MADARCHOD MERA BHOSDA ME DAAL KE SOJAA.

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  2. Sir-apne bache ko tameez sikhao.

    Santa-kya hua sir?

    Sir-application form me'SEX'wale column me isne likha hai-

    'nahi kiya,
    kubi kubi hila leta hu,...

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  3. Awesome~Letter to the Busìness Head of a Company by a employee.
    Dear Chodu,
    Pehle Yeh bata kaun madarchod target set karta hain?
    Maa ke laudey, juniors ki maiya chud jaati hain. Upar se behenchod review to aise karte ho jaise apni maa ke balatkaar ka badla le rahe ho...!
    Aisa target banaya hain jaise tumhare yahan toh bhosdiwale sab performer hi janme hain!
    Tera baap bhi is target ko poora nahin kar payega. Tu khud 10yr se poora nahi kar paya hai, chut-maari ke. Tu kabhi baahar mil bhadwe...teri gaand mey band chatrri daal k nahi kholi na..mera naam badal dena! Tere maa ki chut.
    Yours faithfuly,
    (Tere jaisa lund thodi hoon jo apna naam likunga)

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    1. Absolutely OUTSTANDING and Hilarious!

      Unfortunately, this is a reality pretty much everywhere. However, I'm trying to imagine the "Chatrri" part of the deal. Wow! What a visual!

      Anyways, I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time; my tummy is still hurting and quite honestly fell-off my chair and developed some cramps in my hip & back due to laughing my butt off.

      Great job!

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  4. Girls: “We Want Justice, We Want
    Justice”
    Boys : “We Want Just-Tits, We Want
    Just-Tits"
    :D

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  5. Agar zyada MUTH maarne ki wajah se LU*D Tedha ho gaya hai To

    Darne ki zarurat nahi
    kyonki

    Choot hi to CHODNI hai konsa SNOOKER khelna hai :P

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  6. Ek bar santa ke ghar mein chor guss gaya , santa ne usse pakad liya aur apne bete se kaha
    " Iski gaand maar "

    Bete ne kaafi try ki aur kaha Andar nahi jaa rahe hain

    Santa : chal chhuri se iski gaand fad aur fir daal :X

    Chor:: Ek baar thook laga kar to try kar lo :|

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  7. Ek Baar Ek Pakistani Delhi Mein Gumne Aaya, Usne Ek Auto Kiya Aur Ghumne Lag
    Gaya, Lal Kile Ke Aage Se Auto Ja Raha Thha To Pakistani Ne Majak
    Majak Mein Auto Wale Se Kaha.

    Pakistani: “Mere Abba 1947 Ke Batware Ke Waqt Apna Lund Delhi
    Mein Bhul Gaye The, Kya Tum Bata Sakte Ho Wo Kaha Rakha Hai?”

    Auto Wala: “Samne Laal Kila Dekh Rahe Ho Na Us Mein Ek Lundo Se Bhara Tokra Rakha Hai, Use Apne
    Sath Pakistan Le Jao”

    Pakistani Hairani Se Bola: “Lekin Main Us Tokre Ka Kya Karunga?”

    Auto Wala: “Jo Lund Tumhari Maa Ki Choot Mein Fit Beith Jaye Use
    Rakh Lena, Baki Apne Yaaro Dosto Mein Baant Dena Taki Aur Koi Pakistani Teri Tarha Apni Maa Chudane India Na Aaye“

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  8. Gals hv 5 typs of Sex

    1) Asthmatic: aah aahh aaram se

    2) Obedient : yes o yes

    3) Greedy : more More plz

    4) Religious : ohGod ohGod

    5) Musical :
    sa ra na dal ma re ga kyAAA xD

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  9. Ladki Pareshan Haalt Mein Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli

    Ladki: “Dr. Aapne Last Time Jab Mera Abortion Kiya Thha To Blade Ander Hi Bhool Gaye Thhe”

    Dr.: “Oh!, I Am Sorry, Kuchh Hua To Nahi?”

    Ladki Rote Hue: “Mere 7 Friend Namard Ho Gaye, 12 Gunge Hai Aur 9 To Apni Ungli Katva Bethe Hai“

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  10. Ladki: Bhaiya Condom dena.....

    Salesman: Kaun si Company Ka Dun Bhenji...?

    Ladki: Achhi Company ka dena jisse teri
    Behen bhe chud jaye,or tu Mama na bane ....!!

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  11. Man tells wife - I am going to buy viagra.

    Wife - Mein bhi Tetanus ka injection lagwa leti hoo.

    Suna hai jung lagi cheez se khatra rehta hai... xP

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  12. Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Badi Pareshan Si Halat Mein Unse Puchha.

    Bhakt: “Ladkiyo Ke Nipples Ke Aas- Pas Small Dots Kyu Hote Hain?”

    Babaji: “Yeh Andhe Bhaiyo Ke Liye Braille Lipi Mein Likha Hai Kripya Yahaa Chuse .“

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  13. Kabrastan Mein Ek Aadmi Ki Laash Aayi Usse Dafnane Lage Toh Kabrastan Wale Ne Usski Patni Ko
    Bola.

    Kabrastan Wala: “Mam, Aapke Pati Ka Lund Khade Hone Ke Karan Kabar Bandh Nahi Ho Rahi”

    Patni Gusse Se: “Kaat Ke Uski Gand Mein DaalDo,Pure Shehar Mein Bas Ek Yahi Gand Bachi Hai Jo Ussne Nahi Mari“

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  14. Santa Aur Uski Patni Bed Pe Lete Sex Se Related Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe Patni: “Aapne Mere Boobs
    Chus Chus Ke Bade Kar Diye Hai”

    Santa Hairan Hote Hue: “Abe Sali, Esa Agar Hota To Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Gaya Hota Or
    Mujhe Condom Ki Jagha Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti“

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  15. Ek Baar Ek Pote Ne Apne Dada Se Puchha

    Pota: “Dada Ji Kya Aap Abhi Bhi Dadhi Ji Ke Sath Sex Karte Ho?”

    Dada: “Haan Beta”

    Pota Hairan Hoke: “Arrey Is Umar Mein, Vo Kaise?”

    Dada: “Main Use Bolta Hu
    Fuck You,
    Aur Vo Aage Se Jawab De Deti Hai
    Fuck You Too“ x)

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  16. LOL: A suicide bomber enters a pet store: "EVERY ONE HAS 1
    MINUTE TO GET OUT OF HERE!".

    Tortoise: "Madarchod!"

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  17. Lady-Thoda Piche Hoke Khade
    Raho..
    MAN: Piche Se Log Dhakka Mar
    Rahe he
    LADY: 4 Bacho Ki Maa Hu Dhakka
    marne or Gannd Marne Me Farq
    Samjhti Hu... :D

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  18. Inzamam-ul-Haq who don't know English,
    Prepare answers before itself...!!
    One example with Inzamam...

    Tony greig: "So Inzy, that's fantastic, ur wife is pregnant for
    the second time!"

    Inzi: "Ya all credit goes to the boys.
    Everyone worked hard for it, specially
    Afridi. It was a tight situation when he went in. His performance was really fantastic in the middle.

    Also the crowd gathered to watch
    him might have enjoyed it"
    Tony fainted... :P

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  19. One day, Little Pappu's teacher asked
    the class, "Children, if you know the
    answer, please raise your hand! Tell
    me things you can suck!"
    "Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary
    answered.
    "Good, Jane." teacher said, "Anyone
    else?"
    "How about a lollipop?" said Steven.
    "Very good, now it's your turn Pappu!"

    the teacher said.
    Little Pappu, sitting at back then
    answered, "A lamp!"
    The teacher and all of the students
    wondered about Little Pappu's
    answer.
    Then the teacher asked him, "Pappu,
    why do you think one can suck a
    lamp?"
    "Well, last night when I passed my....for more click here Dirty Jokes

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  20. Kaviyatri ki suhag raat ke baad uski
    saheli ne pucha-Kaisi rahi
    suhagraat?
    Woh boli-
    "Aaye the wo der se,
    Dil jala diya,
    Pehle kiye Darwaza band,
    Fir deepak bhuja diya.
    Pehle dabane lage
    boob tatol.......for more click here

    Nice webiste www.dirtyjokes.in

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  26. Manmohan Singh
    Taxi wala Manmohan singh ko phone pe bola - veer ji, ya to Petrol/Diesel sasta kar do ya sarson ka tel.
    Ya to taxi chala ke ghra chala lenge ya gaand marwa ke.

    Read more funny jokes here : Jokes in Hindi

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  27. Sunny leone class me padha rahi thi
    Sunny-A for apple
    B fot bat
    C for cat



    L for LUND
    Sunny : Sorry bacho galti se muh se nikal gya
    Sare : Madam waapis muh me LUND le lo

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    और तो और नही भेजा तो
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